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r/AmITheAsshole
Total: 100 posts | Showing top 10 by score
1. AITA for kicking my friend out of my wedding party? [Part 5]
- Score: 53,929 | Comments: 5,434 | Ratio: 0.96
- Author: u/user_0z2068 | Date: 2026-03-14
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/do8kbhm/aita_for_kicking_my_friend_out_of_my_wedding_party/
- Flair: Not the A-hole
- Preview: My bridesmaid posted photos of her trying on my wedding dress as a 'joke'. The dress is now stained with makeup. She says I'm overreacting and it was just for fun. I asked her to step down as bridesmaid.
2. AITA for kicking my friend out of my wedding party?
- Score: 53,201 | Comments: 7,727 | Ratio: 0.96
- Author: u/user_b0n2zz | Date: 2026-03-23
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/vsqpqtr/aita_for_kicking_my_friend_out_of_my_wedding_party/
- Flair: Not the A-hole
- Preview: My bridesmaid posted photos of her trying on my wedding dress as a 'joke'. The dress is now stained with makeup. She says I'm overreacting and it was just for fun. I asked her to step down as bridesmaid.
3. AITA for not giving my seat to an elderly person? [Part 2]
- Score: 48,171 | Comments: 5,485 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_qg2zwy | Date: 2026-03-03
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/8z4cpvh/aita_for_not_giving_my_seat_to_an_elderly_person_/
- Flair: Everyone Sucks
- Preview: I have an invisible disability (chronic pain) and need to sit on public transport. An elderly woman demanded my seat and when I explained I need it, she made a scene about 'young people having no respect'.
4. AITA for not giving my seat to an elderly person?
- Score: 48,166 | Comments: 5,532 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_7ztnki | Date: 2026-03-16
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/l53bkor/aita_for_not_giving_my_seat_to_an_elderly_person_/
- Flair: Not the A-hole
- Preview: I have an invisible disability (chronic pain) and need to sit on public transport. An elderly woman demanded my seat and when I explained I need it, she made a scene about 'young people having no respect'.
5. AITA for not giving my seat to an elderly person? [Part 3]
- Score: 47,620 | Comments: 6,411 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_50rlxx | Date: 2026-03-17
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/s1ay7w5/aita_for_not_giving_my_seat_to_an_elderly_person_/
- Flair: Asshole
- Preview: I have an invisible disability (chronic pain) and need to sit on public transport. An elderly woman demanded my seat and when I explained I need it, she made a scene about 'young people having no respect'.
6. AITA for not giving my seat to an elderly person? [Part 4]
- Score: 44,754 | Comments: 5,109 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_xbzhyr | Date: 2026-03-06
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/k3evixt/aita_for_not_giving_my_seat_to_an_elderly_person_/
- Flair: Asshole
- Preview: I have an invisible disability (chronic pain) and need to sit on public transport. An elderly woman demanded my seat and when I explained I need it, she made a scene about 'young people having no respect'.
7. AITA for not forgiving my father? [Part 4]
- Score: 43,444 | Comments: 5,831 | Ratio: 0.89
- Author: u/user_1o0g1w | Date: 2026-02-27
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/sey5goo/aita_for_not_forgiving_my_father_/
- Flair: Not the A-hole
- Preview: My father walked out when I was 8. He contacted me 15 years later wanting to reconnect. I told him I don't want a relationship. Extended family says I'm holding a grudge and should forgive for my own peace.
8. AITA for not splitting the bill equally?
- Score: 42,590 | Comments: 7,251 | Ratio: 0.95
- Author: u/user_egakj6 | Date: 2026-03-12
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/epv2wiz/aita_for_not_splitting_the_bill_equally_/
- Flair: Everyone Sucks
- Preview: Went to dinner with friends. I ordered a salad and water ($18). Others ordered multiple drinks, appetizers, and steaks ($60+ each). When the bill came, they wanted to split evenly. I said I'd pay for my portion only.
9. AITA for kicking my friend out of my wedding party? [Part 3]
- Score: 40,976 | Comments: 6,630 | Ratio: 0.96
- Author: u/user_eysi7i | Date: 2026-03-08
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/k8fh1x8/aita_for_kicking_my_friend_out_of_my_wedding_party/
- Flair: Everyone Sucks
- Preview: My bridesmaid posted photos of her trying on my wedding dress as a 'joke'. The dress is now stained with makeup. She says I'm overreacting and it was just for fun. I asked her to step down as bridesmaid.
10. AITA for not splitting the bill equally? [Part 2]
- Score: 39,658 | Comments: 6,805 | Ratio: 0.95
- Author: u/user_7dxo7q | Date: 2026-03-12
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/AmITheAsshole/comments/t8bjkhp/aita_for_not_splitting_the_bill_equally_/
- Flair: Everyone Sucks
- Preview: Went to dinner with friends. I ordered a salad and water ($18). Others ordered multiple drinks, appetizers, and steaks ($60+ each). When the bill came, they wanted to split evenly. I said I'd pay for my portion only.
r/relationship_advice
Total: 100 posts | Showing top 10 by score
1. My girlfriend is jealous of my sister [Part 3]
- Score: 27,284 | Comments: 4,107 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_pc7g56 | Date: 2026-03-03
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/dlnvqcz/my_girlfriend_is_jealous_of_my_sister/
- Preview: My sister and I are close. We talk daily and have a weekly sibling dinner. My girlfriend says it's 'weird' for siblings to be this close and accuses us of being emotionally incestuous. She wants me to reduce contact.
2. My girlfriend is jealous of my sister [Part 2]
- Score: 27,137 | Comments: 4,926 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_fxtr07 | Date: 2026-03-18
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ct0e8hu/my_girlfriend_is_jealous_of_my_sister/
- Preview: My sister and I are close. We talk daily and have a weekly sibling dinner. My girlfriend says it's 'weird' for siblings to be this close and accuses us of being emotionally incestuous. She wants me to reduce contact.
3. My fiance wants a prenup that heavily favors him [Part 2]
- Score: 25,362 | Comments: 4,162 | Ratio: 0.89
- Author: u/user_36g87h | Date: 2026-03-04
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/rshk8pm/my_fiance_wants_a_prenup_that_heavily_favors_him/
- Preview: He wants a prenup where all assets remain separate, no alimony under any circumstances, and I waive rights to his retirement. He makes 4x what I make. He says this is 'standard' and shows I don't trust him if I won't sign.
4. My fiance wants a prenup that heavily favors him
- Score: 24,785 | Comments: 4,717 | Ratio: 0.89
- Author: u/user_c0pwbl | Date: 2026-03-05
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p2ub9yy/my_fiance_wants_a_prenup_that_heavily_favors_him/
- Preview: He wants a prenup where all assets remain separate, no alimony under any circumstances, and I waive rights to his retirement. He makes 4x what I make. He says this is 'standard' and shows I don't trust him if I won't sign.
5. My boyfriend's mother hates me and he's okay with it [Part 2]
- Score: 22,911 | Comments: 4,395 | Ratio: 0.87
- Author: u/user_97f3zm | Date: 2026-03-09
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/422cys4/my_boyfriend_s_mother_hates_me_and_he_s_okay_with_/
- Preview: His mom makes rude comments about my appearance, ethnicity, and career. She excludes me from family events. He says 'that's just how she is' and expects me to tolerate it. He won't defend me.
6. My boyfriend's mother hates me and he's okay with it [Part 5]
- Score: 22,411 | Comments: 3,722 | Ratio: 0.87
- Author: u/user_b0bsjg | Date: 2026-02-27
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ujk54zc/my_boyfriend_s_mother_hates_me_and_he_s_okay_with_/
- Preview: His mom makes rude comments about my appearance, ethnicity, and career. She excludes me from family events. He says 'that's just how she is' and expects me to tolerate it. He won't defend me.
7. I found my husband's secret savings account
- Score: 21,722 | Comments: 4,150 | Ratio: 0.86
- Author: u/user_wxk8am | Date: 2026-03-08
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/yxcfjbc/i_found_my_husband_s_secret_savings_account/
- Preview: We've always been transparent about finances. I accidentally discovered he has a secret account with $40k. When confronted, he said it's his 'freedom fund' in case we divorce. I'm heartbroken.
8. My boyfriend expects me to do all the housework [Part 3]
- Score: 21,373 | Comments: 3,964 | Ratio: 0.92
- Author: u/user_9xdyis | Date: 2026-02-28
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/bymmhe6/my_boyfriend_expects_me_to_do_all_the_housework/
- Preview: We both work full-time. I do all cooking, cleaning, laundry. When I ask him to help, he says he 'doesn't see mess' or 'isn't good at cleaning'. He plays video games while I work.
9. My boyfriend expects me to do all the housework [Part 2]
- Score: 21,175 | Comments: 4,496 | Ratio: 0.92
- Author: u/user_485dx1 | Date: 2026-03-01
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ifxk1b0/my_boyfriend_expects_me_to_do_all_the_housework/
- Preview: We both work full-time. I do all cooking, cleaning, laundry. When I ask him to help, he says he 'doesn't see mess' or 'isn't good at cleaning'. He plays video games while I work.
10. My wife wants to open our marriage after 10 years together [Part 3]
- Score: 21,124 | Comments: 4,571 | Ratio: 0.88
- Author: u/user_wopyh5 | Date: 2026-03-11
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/x367b5q/my_wife_wants_to_open_our_marriage_after_10_years_/
- Preview: Out of nowhere, my wife says she wants to explore non-monogamy. She says she loves me but wants to experience other people. I feel devastated and like I'm not enough. She says I'm being closed-minded.
r/funny
Total: 100 posts | Showing top 10 by score
1. When you think you're home alone so you sing in the shower [Part 3]
- Score: 67,072 | Comments: 997 | Ratio: 0.82
- Author: u/user_mmgenm | Date: 2026-03-12
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ut4vftx/when_you_think_you_re_home_alone_so_you_sing_in_th/
2. When you open the front camera by accident
- Score: 66,492 | Comments: 498 | Ratio: 0.75
- Author: u/user_a7wt08 | Date: 2026-03-23
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6adb508/when_you_open_the_front_camera_by_accident/
3. When you think you're home alone so you sing in the shower [Part 4]
- Score: 65,767 | Comments: 884 | Ratio: 0.81
- Author: u/user_zum4rp | Date: 2026-03-06
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t94emgl/when_you_think_you_re_home_alone_so_you_sing_in_th/
4. When you think you're home alone so you sing in the shower [Part 5]
- Score: 65,363 | Comments: 964 | Ratio: 0.75
- Author: u/user_hqs5yk | Date: 2026-03-19
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a01ms01/when_you_think_you_re_home_alone_so_you_sing_in_th/
5. When you open the front camera by accident [Part 5]
- Score: 64,505 | Comments: 388 | Ratio: 0.78
- Author: u/user_yzq5ps | Date: 2026-03-20
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4db1yn3/when_you_open_the_front_camera_by_accident/
6. When you open the front camera by accident [Part 3]
- Score: 58,021 | Comments: 482 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_44v935 | Date: 2026-03-08
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qehm74a/when_you_open_the_front_camera_by_accident/
7. My dog's face when he realized I was going to the vet, not the park
- Score: 55,791 | Comments: 755 | Ratio: 0.82
- Author: u/user_cyncoo | Date: 2026-03-03
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n2ig8m6/my_dog_s_face_when_he_realized_i_was_going_to_the_/
8. When autocorrect ruins a serious text [Part 2]
- Score: 55,590 | Comments: 1,251 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_z83yuz | Date: 2026-03-07
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3kfm6t5/when_autocorrect_ruins_a_serious_text/
9. Trying to take a family photo with a toddler
- Score: 55,432 | Comments: 617 | Ratio: 0.86
- Author: u/user_7sdxzd | Date: 2026-03-04
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/e3zzt3d/trying_to_take_a_family_photo_with_a_toddler/
10. When autocorrect ruins a serious text [Part 5]
- Score: 54,426 | Comments: 1,361 | Ratio: 0.81
- Author: u/user_dx8pdb | Date: 2026-03-11
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y8exeln/when_autocorrect_ruins_a_serious_text/
r/jokes
Total: 50 posts | Showing top 10 by score
1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping...
- Score: 37,853 | Comments: 368 | Ratio: 0.94
- Author: u/user_uo3hyp | Date: 2026-03-21
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/9vcswvq/i_bought_some_shoes_from_a_drug_dealer_i_don_t_kno/
2. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I ...
- Score: 34,250 | Comments: 437 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_cz7xkg | Date: 2026-03-19
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/b007lxh/i_have_an_epipen_my_friend_gave_it_to_me_as_he_was/
3. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats. [Part 2]
- Score: 31,021 | Comments: 327 | Ratio: 0.90
- Author: u/user_4smyot | Date: 2026-03-24
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/c1isw55/i_told_my_computer_i_needed_a_break_and_now_it_won/
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- Score: 30,664 | Comments: 364 | Ratio: 0.90
- Author: u/user_zhyv1w | Date: 2026-03-23
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/io7a9hj/i_told_my_wife_she_should_embrace_her_mistakes_she/
5. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping...
- Score: 30,498 | Comments: 474 | Ratio: 0.94
- Author: u/user_ojlvnt | Date: 2026-03-03
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/mgrs5fm/i_bought_some_shoes_from_a_drug_dealer_i_don_t_kno/
6. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I ...
- Score: 29,671 | Comments: 442 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_5fgr99 | Date: 2026-03-19
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/vwh9v3j/i_have_an_epipen_my_friend_gave_it_to_me_as_he_was/
7. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping...
- Score: 29,191 | Comments: 465 | Ratio: 0.94
- Author: u/user_iuhrs4 | Date: 2026-03-24
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/mljflrw/i_bought_some_shoes_from_a_drug_dealer_i_don_t_kno/
8. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. [Part 2]
- Score: 26,793 | Comments: 257 | Ratio: 0.89
- Author: u/user_g0hhfp | Date: 2026-03-07
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/iwo26dh/my_boss_told_me_to_have_a_good_day_so_i_went_home_/
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
- Score: 26,066 | Comments: 225 | Ratio: 0.86
- Author: u/user_kyixcx | Date: 2026-02-25
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/ef6mamv/parallel_lines_have_so_much_in_common_it_s_a_shame/
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. [Part 3]
- Score: 24,280 | Comments: 227 | Ratio: 0.86
- Author: u/user_b1624z | Date: 2026-02-27
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/k4mrnwk/parallel_lines_have_so_much_in_common_it_s_a_shame/
r/StandUpComedy
Total: 50 posts | Showing top 10 by score
1. Dealing with hecklers: success stories [Part 3]
- Score: 8,022 | Comments: 939 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_brcg1w | Date: 2026-03-10
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/v32wnud/dealing_with_hecklers_success_stories/
- Preview: Finally had my first heckler! Managed to shut him down with a quick comeback and the crowd loved it. What's your best heckler story? Any tips for newbies on handling interruptions?
2. The best comedy special you've never heard of [Part 2]
- Score: 7,893 | Comments: 1,137 | Ratio: 0.82
- Author: u/user_vbqtjt | Date: 2026-03-02
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/6izf7jp/the_best_comedy_special_you_ve_never_heard_of/
- Preview: Just watched 'The Closer' by Dave Chappelle. Controversial? Yes. Brilliant comedy? Also yes. The way he weaves personal stories with social commentary is masterful. What's your favorite underrated special?
3. Advice for bombing on stage? [Part 2]
- Score: 7,846 | Comments: 1,068 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_ezxxyc | Date: 2026-03-05
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/uv9n2up/advice_for_bombing_on_stage_/
- Preview: Had my first open mic last night and totally bombed. Forgot my set, awkward silence, the works. For those who've been through this - how did you get back up there? Does it get easier?
4. Advice for bombing on stage?
- Score: 7,604 | Comments: 800 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_bgox4f | Date: 2026-02-24
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/3u7wt9z/advice_for_bombing_on_stage_/
- Preview: Had my first open mic last night and totally bombed. Forgot my set, awkward silence, the works. For those who've been through this - how did you get back up there? Does it get easier?
5. Road dog stories: life on the comedy circuit
- Score: 7,011 | Comments: 647 | Ratio: 0.91
- Author: u/user_dshyq5 | Date: 2026-02-25
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/cvj94cj/road_dog_stories_life_on_the_comedy_circuit/
- Preview: Just finished my first real road week - 5 cities, 12 shows, 2000 miles. Exhausted but exhilarated. Old timers - what was the road like in your day? Any crazy stories from life on the circuit?
6. Handling sensitive topics with grace [Part 2]
- Score: 6,918 | Comments: 728 | Ratio: 0.84
- Author: u/user_ehp64k | Date: 2026-03-14
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/co2zmr9/handling_sensitive_topics_with_grace/
- Preview: Want to write about some personal trauma but don't want it to be therapy on stage or bum people out. How do you balance honesty with entertainment? Examples of comics who do this well?
7. The evolution of stand-up: 1980s vs today
- Score: 6,901 | Comments: 555 | Ratio: 0.85
- Author: u/user_sa5mp7 | Date: 2026-03-01
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/qbf0d5s/the_evolution_of_stand_up_1980s_vs_today/
- Preview: Watching old Carson sets vs Netflix specials. The pacing, the topics, the audience interaction - everything has changed. What do you think we've lost and gained in modern stand-up?
8. Dealing with hecklers: success stories [Part 2]
- Score: 6,868 | Comments: 728 | Ratio: 0.93
- Author: u/user_dyo03c | Date: 2026-02-25
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/6jbow0g/dealing_with_hecklers_success_stories/
- Preview: Finally had my first heckler! Managed to shut him down with a quick comeback and the crowd loved it. What's your best heckler story? Any tips for newbies on handling interruptions?
9. Opening for a big name: my experience
- Score: 6,760 | Comments: 803 | Ratio: 0.92
- Author: u/user_esqau8 | Date: 2026-03-17
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/jn42chs/opening_for_a_big_name_my_experience/
- Preview: Just opened for a comedian I idolize. 15 minutes, 1000 people, absolutely terrifying but amazing. For those who've done it - how do you handle the pressure of a big room?
10. When do you know a bit is ready for the special?
- Score: 6,593 | Comments: 717 | Ratio: 0.87
- Author: u/user_hrddwx | Date: 2026-03-05
- Link: https://reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/n425z9b/when_do_you_know_a_bit_is_ready_for_the_special_/
- Preview: Been working on my hour for 2 years. Some bits have been road-tested 100+ times, others are newer. How do you decide what makes the cut for a recorded special vs stays in the club set?